Joke of the day from the director of security at BGSMC

The director of security tells me a joke every time he sees me. This morning he stopped by and told me this joke. I found it to be pretty funny.

2 old lady were sitting next to eachother in the pew at church.
The sermon just kept going and going.

Finally one of the ladies turned to the other and said, "man, this sermon is lasting forever, my butt is starting to fall asleep!"

The other lady replied, "I know! I have heard it snore 3 times!!!"

have a wonderful day!