Fashion Police

I created this blog yesterday and was intending to actually post something. But found some other things such as cleaning, studying and shopping more important. I guess having a blog is the "cool" thing to do. Along with huffing the air out of whipped cream cans and the fumes of sharpie markers. So, with that said, I promoted myself to a new level of coolness.

Now, with how my day has been today I can't pass up the opportunity to talk about a concern that every American should be aware of. It is the concern of the possibility of you developing ugly looking boobs. Guys, don't stop reading now, just because you are a guy doesn't mean this doesn't apply to you.

Why, why, why would you buy a bra that is too small for you? It's like trying to fit 10 gallons of jello into a 1 pint tubberware container. It is gonna jiggle it's way out of there!
If any of these apply to you, you need a new bra:
1. If your fat rolls over your band.
2. If your boobs are jiggling uncontrolably
3. When you take your bra off, you can see exactly where your bra was because it is imprinted on your skin
4. Your nipples are showing because
a. your cup size is too small
b. your bra isn't thick enough for your nipples
5. Your boobs are resting on:
a. a fat roll
b. your belt

For heaven's sake, drive your butt to Victoria's Secret and they will measure you! FOR FREE!

Oh and for the guys. It is called "the gym." Use it. Chicks dig it.